Off with their heads! Sometimes it feels like your days are filled with beheading after beheading, but no one truly appreciates the artistry and effort you put into your work. Everyone praises the noble knights in their shining armor, but when you put on your Executioner Adult Costume, you're just another faceless person in the gallows. You swing your mighty blade to lop off the noggin of thieves, murderers, traitors to the crown, and maybe one or two innocent people, as well. The crowd goes wild, but is it you they care about? Or just the blood spatter and rolling skulls?
What the world thinks shouldn't matter. You know how important your role is to the kingdom. Without your steady hand to reaffirm the king and queen's authority over the realm by ridding it of lawbreakers, the kingdom would simply fall apart. It's your blade that keeps the delicate balance of morality and mortality in check.
So wear your black robe, silver-buckled belt, cuffs, and hood with pride to your next Halloween bash or Renaissance Fair. Add a trusty blade to your costume and step into the theater of horror to exact brutal justice in the king and queen's name. The dark ages wouldn't be the same without you.
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